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Sourav and Sachin
Sachin Tendulkar and Sourav Ganguly, now pretty old guys, 75 and 76 years old,are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about cricket, like they do everyday.
Sachin turns to Sourav and says, "Do you think there's cricket in heaven?"
Ganguly thinks about it for a minute and replies,
"I dunno. But let's make a deal: if I die first, I'll come back and tell you if there's cricket in heaven, and if you die first, you do the same."
They shake on it and sadly, a few months later, poor Sachin passes on.
One day soon afterward, Ganguly is sitting there feeding the pigeons by himself when he hears a voice whisper,
"Sourav... Sourav!"
Ganguly responds, "Sachin! Is that you?" "Yes it is, Sourav," whispers Sachin's ghost.
Ganguly, still amazed, asks, "So, is there cricket in heaven?" "Well," says Sachin, "I've got good news and bad news."
"Gimme the good news first," says Ganguly.
Sachin says, "Well... there is cricket in heaven."
Ganguly says, "That's great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that?"
Sachin sighs and whispers,
"You are going to open the innings this Friday."
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Sachin and Dravid
After the great “victory” in the world cup, All the Indian cricket team was resting in their own hotel rooms.
All of them wanted to go out, but no one was ready to face the public…
At last Dravid decided to go out …He dressed up like a Punjabi, slowly walked down to the Hotel.. One lady was sitting there at the entrance of the hotel, she called with a sweet voice” Hi Dravid where are you going?”..
He was surprised. and went back to the room dressed himself as a Mallu..with Lungi and Shirt…walked down to the street. The same lady again called ” Dravid Bhayya…kidhar jata hai??”
He was astonished and tried all type of costumes and make-ups.. but every time that beautiful lady recognised him.. Finally Dravid decided to ask her .. “Sweety how did you recognize me?…
Again the sweet voice came………..Arey, I am Sachin!!!!!!!
