Ticket Dena Paaji

Banta Singh happened to be in a queue at a railway
station ticket counter with two men ahead of him.

Ek Punjab Mail dena.` demanded the man in front.
He was given a ticket.

`Ek Punjab Mail dena.` the second man asked and was
handed a ticket.

Then came the turn of Banta Singh,
`Ek Punjab female dena!`

`What do u mean by Punjab female?` asked the clerk.

`It is for my wife` replied Banta Singh.